THE CAPRICORN MARS MAN

The Approach
The party is coming to a grinding halt. Well, they said it would last "until" and that "until" is finally dawning. The sound of the cash register makes you notice the man dressed in a suit discussing the food and beverage receipts with the bartender. He appears to be real business-like. Then you realize that he must be that austere comptroller all the ladies in the company are talking about. The only reason he's probably even here is just to get a tally from the evening so that he can take the money to the night bank deposit. You're fascinated by his stern and serious attitude. He's not smiling, and if he was smiling at the party, he certainly doesn't seem to have enjoyed himself. Then again, maybe he wasn't even at the party. Oh well, he probably wouldn't have enjoyed himself even if he had been there.
As you move closer to him, you notice that he isn't the most pleasant looking man you've ever seen, but he is built like a brick with a scruffy mustache and an expensive suit that makes him look handsome. He certainly is wearing expensive cologne and his loafers are impeccable. You determine, by the well-tailored clothing and the nice shoes along with the way he's handling money at the cash register, he undoubtedly has a lot of money himself. However, you quickly observe that he may also be stingy with his money. Look at the way he's complaining about how there should be more money in the register based on the number of drinkers who were out of control and certainly appeared to be drinking too much. As you continue to watch him, you also hear him call for his driver and then you are pretty sure that he can definitely afford you. Hmmm …
